January 2012
54 posts
I ate out a vagina today...
a chocolate vagina for $3 dollars
If you look carefully enough…youll see the…nvm
Pimple Attack
Pimples, even after I take my medicine. They should just go away and die.
First Day of Class
First day of class, woke up at 7 (couldn’t fall back asleep), tried to add Phys50W. No problem. Tried to add Phys50. Big problem. Tried to find a lab time that works…Another problem. Thinking about dropping Math31W. Possibly a good idea. Add lab on Monday/ Wednesday afternoons. Good idea.
Surprising news from Yvonne. Went to the library. More interesting news. Wanted to talk to Paula...
New Semester Resolution
I will:
go to the gym more
be on facebook/aim/tumblr less
get a job
pull up that horrible GPA
lets see how long that lasts LOL
All I said was: “I’m on my friend’s court for some cultural event.” You didn’t have to berate me to the point where even Emma whined and everyone closed their doors and hid away. Or for that matter, misinterpret “court” as getting in trouble… *sniffle*
Emma got an ear infection again :(
Labs are prone to ear infection which results in hearing loss when they get older, my poor baby :(
10 Things I will do this semester
Take a martial arts/ yoga class (wish Physics wasn’t in the way to class block)
Get a Job (saving, dates, clothes, furniture, books, tuition, food, so much more)
Get my license…cmon 2 more months before the permit expires…just saying…need it soon (I should tell my dad that if my permit expires, he’s going to have to pay more money to renew/ get a new permit which...
The cutest type of relationship.
ohitsashley:
It’s honestly the cutest thing ever when couples trust each other enough to trade phones. People actually trade phones with their significant other, not for a minute or a couple of hours, but for an entire week or so. Not because they don’t trust their significant other, but because that person trusts you enough to hand over their phone to you and prove to you that they’ve got...
January 16, 2012
on the way to my facial, these two ghetto black people were walking in the middle of the road and stopping traffic, when the light turned red they ran off into the middle to let the cars pass. My bad luck I guess but we were the first in the far right lane and they threw stuff at the car, if it were up to me, I think I’d speed and make them run like little pussies. What the fuck is wrong...
Before I had tumblr...
I would watch movies without knowing what would happen…
with tumblr: whenever I watch movies now, I go, “hey! I saw that on tumblr!”
true story.
Watchwhitebread144o:
OMFG I can’t breathe
what is air LMFAO
Finally saw Friends with Benefits
ITS SO AWESOME
Can’t sleep…so I go online shopping.
On another note, I need to tailor my slacks, they create stacks on the bottom. when the inseam is 30, it’s too short but when it’s 32, its too long….
Project Upgrade Goes to College →
I like look2 the best :D
facial before going back to school, die you motherfucking black heads >:O
Apparently Kristen Stewart is going to b playing the role of Snow White with Chris Hemsworth and Ian McShane….this is going to be interesting…
As some of you know, Paula got me Marley and Me for Christmas because I’m completely obsessed with my dog. After reading it for about a week, I’m finally near the end and I have to admit; it is rather depressing. Marley died, everyone cries, just thinking about what would happen to my own dog when she gets old is enough to send me over the edge. Thankfully, Emma is nearby and I can...
My little brother told me he didn’t want me home today because I told him to close youtube and start working on his homework. He called me annoying and then shut the door in my face. Was caring for him really that bad?
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Two more weeks of break
finally started studying java again…..not that it matters, it should be a consistent thing
Sitting on the floor and suddenly…Emma rams into me X_X
ouch
Take a cute pic with bf
Frat Email Explains Women Are "Targets," Not... →
magicfluffyunicorn:
stfuhypocrisy:
[TW FOR RAPE CULTURE AND GENERAL DOUCHEBAGGERY]
Once again an idiotic college student has brought shame on his fraternity, his school, and possibly the entire Greek system by doing something that confirms every misogynistic frat guy stereotype. Today we received a copy of a an email purportedly written by a member of USC’s Kappa Sigma chapter, in which...
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That awkward moment when...
all the desks at the library are open and some guy has to sit next to you…
im starting to wonder if I shouldve taken winter classes…. they start today, if I can decide, maybe I can start by tomorrow
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Brains pulled out
It was a normal bathroom run. I had to “go” so I “went” but this time was a little different. I felt this huge itchy feeling in my nose, the first sign that my body is urging me to sneeze. Instead of the normal bacteria and germs rushing out of my nose, I sneezed out blood. I did what I had to and plugged my nose. When the bleeding had finally stopped, I pulled out the...
